May 2013
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
New episode of Doctor Who tomor--
consult-the-doctor:
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
timelordassbutt-from221b:
jumpushfall:
grapefruitshampoo:
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
lucifersblog:
lizzie-and-ciel:
...
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Johannesburg, South Africa
Dubai, UAE
Munich, Germany
Karlsruhe, Germany
Arnhem, The Netherlands
Florence, Italy
Brunswick, Germany
Manchester, England
New Orleans, USA
Berkshire, England
Dresden, Germany
Heiligenhafen; Germany
Aberdeen, Scotland
Hamburg, Germany
Leicester, England
Glasgow, Scotland
Brick, USA
Pewaukee, USA
Toledo, USA
Detroit, USA
Nashville, USA
Warner Robins, USA
Barrie, Canada
Beavercreek, USA
Mamaroneck, USA
Quebec, Canada Pittsburgh, USA
Youngstown, USA
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:
agentscully:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
“Some people feel like they don’t deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty...”
– Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild (via losed)
breadstiks:
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
benedictcumbertwats:
smallblogger:
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
“there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”
darrencrisscrosschrist:
dragonitesghost:
theyellowbrickroad:
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
